Dear neighbours…
You are making far too much noise and too loud at 1am everyday for the past months. I went over a few times to ask you to kindly lower your volume. Apparently you have skin so thick that i cannot associate you to any mammals alive cause even dinosaur’s skin will fall short and not able to measure up to the thickness of your shamelessness; And on Sunday, knowing that i am in my room and can clearly hear what you say, you openly declared that you do not like me to go over to ask you to shut up cause it 1am and we need to sleep. Therefore i come to a conclusion that you prefer someone new to ask you to keep quiet…
I only got 1 problem and that is beside me, i got no one else. You left me with no choice but to phone our friendly neighbourhood police. =) And oh… your thick skin is again displayed when the police came the first time. you chose to keep quiet and pretend no one is home. Police left; you started with your noise.
Oh i forgot to mentioned that i called police again =) and ops you were caught in action… mmm did the policemen sent u pissing in your pants? Why are you so quiet now? I thought you got no shame but ah… u also got no balls no wonder don’t dare to open the door the first time policemen knocked on your door…
so dear neighbour SHUT IT ALREADY!!!! YOU DON’T LIVE IN A ISLAND THAT HAS ONLY YOU AND YOUR ROOMMATES! THIS IS SINGAPORE IT IS CLUTTERED! AND IT IS A FREAKING 1 AM ON A WEEKDAY!
Regards
J, your lovely next door neighbour =)
